Education IT has a workload shape unlike any other sector: entirely predictable and completely unmanageable. The spike arrives with the academic calendar, every year, at the same time, and the establishment is sized for the average. Everybody knows what August looks like and nobody has the headcount to meet it, because headcount for August is idle in February.
The device programme is the largest single operational commitment. Procurement has to land before term, which means ordering against lead times months in advance on a budget that may not be confirmed. Then imaging, distribution, tracking, repair and, the part nobody budgets properly, recovery. Devices not returned at the end of a cycle are a real financial loss and a chase that nobody has time for.
The support queue is where the calendar bites hardest. It spikes at the start of term with account, access and device issues, most of which are a handful of categories repeated at volume, and it does so at precisely the moment IT is also completing the deployment. Every ticket is answerable and there are simply more of them than there are hours.
Enrolment and records enquiries follow the same calendar and go to different teams, who face the same problem: a small number of question types, asked thousands of times, by people who need an answer now and get one in three days.
Underneath is an accessibility obligation that is not optional and is often discovered late. A student-facing system that fails a screen reader is a system the institution cannot use, and remediating it under a complaint is considerably more expensive than building it right.
And budget cycles rarely align with academic ones, which means the sequencing question, what must happen before term, what can happen after, matters more than the scope question.